January 2010
“It took Tolstoy 6 years to write, by hand, War and Peace. Please think of that...”
– @bstiteler
Enthusiastic Female Playing with a Megaphone →
She’s a keeper boys.
Call & Response - Trapped Under Ice
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront)
How to use a semicolon - The Oatmeal →
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” —Kurt Vonnegut
rickyv:
I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
That’s about right.
“Of course I want it today! If I want it tomorrow, I’ll order it tomorrow!”
– This sounds familiar. I believe I’ve had clients like this.
(via clientsfromhell)
