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I refuse to argue about the spelling of Wookiee anymore.

Double E. Don’t argue with me. Okay? It’s not polite to argue with your elders.

You don’t know what it’s like, man. I was there from the beginning. I saw Star Wars in the theater in 1977. I was a sloppy-haired little kid. I could have been killed by the original prototype Boba Fett action figure. It was my life they were saving. Not yours. While I was off playing Star Wars you were still a haploid* in your mom’s ovary.

What I’m saying is, I’m old, damn it. And proud of it. 

*Look it up.

  1. scotchtrooper said: +1 internet
  2. hugh2d2 reblogged this from geekleetist and added:
    Fully. Until you’ve saved your allowance and lawn mowing money for four weeks to buy ANOTHER stormtrooper action figure,...
  3. merryjaina said: This is not something that should need to be argued. It is fact and that is that.
  4. geekleetist reblogged this from scifitwin
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Tuesday, 14th August